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Musing #48

Men don’t bat an eyelid when another man gets his willy out in a public toilet, but when he does it at bar, they freak out. Double standards.

Musing #47

Destiny is forged by our actions.

Musing #46

Thinking something different to me should be encouraged, not criminalised.

Musing #45

In the Kingdom of the Faithful, the blindest man is king and the one-eyed man is a heretic.

Musing #44

I reckon the only reason the Irish didn’t invent reggae is that we had whiskey instead of ghanja.

Musing #43

I don’t trust evangelists. No matter what they are selling, they all want the same thing. They want you to stop thinking for yourself and think the way they do instead. They are small, insecure people. I am not.

Musing #42

Genius is wasted without the balls to implement it!

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Musing #41

What would happen if you were talking to God on the big, white telephone and you just got his voicemail?

Musing #40

Listening to cool music doesn’t make you cool. People who compose cool music are cool. When you listen to cool music in your car at top volume with the windows down, nobody thinks you’re cool. That’s because you’re a twat.

Musing #39

You are definitely middle-aged when your moles have grey hairs.