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		<title>No mob rule!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I abhor cruelty to either humans or animals, so I was disgusted by the actions of Mary Bale when I saw the video of her dumping a cat into a recycling bin. Her excuses (&#8220;moment of madness&#8221;, &#8220;just a joke&#8221;, &#8220;it&#8217;s just a cat&#8221;) are pathetic. Her act was that of a mean-spirited person and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Feeling crap?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 10:32:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you are feeling crap, homeopaths would have you combat the crappiness by diluting crap in water over and over until there is no crap left in the water and then drinking the water. Wait&#8230; that&#8217;s tap water. Drink tap water!]]></description>
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		<title>Pakistan in floods of tears</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 15:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before the floods, what images came to mind when you thought of Pakistan? None of us is immune to prejudice. Our views are often coloured by the sensationalist broad-strokes that the mainstream media tend to make. I am not immune to unconscious prejudice, even though my own prejudices offend me when I drag them out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fly, be free!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 12:44:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When &#8220;Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King&#8221; came out, I was mad keen to see it. I thoroughly enjoyed it, but it was such a long film that my left buttock went to sleep. Unfortunately, other than walking funny for  a while, I ignored it. What a terrible mistake! Had I realised [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8230; It nearly bleedin&#8217; killed him!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 13:47:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know if you have ever been kicked right up the hole, but it hurts. It happened to me forty years ago and I can feel it now. It happened after school one day. I was standing there chatting to a couple of my friends before facing the two-mile walk home when a little [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Musing #48</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:07:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Men don&#8217;t bat an eyelid when another man gets his willy out in a public toilet, but when he does it at bar, they freak out. Double standards.]]></description>
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		<title>To shave a monkey</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:24:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Great Nobby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To shave a monkey Concept: any effort put into producing an unconvincing fake is wasted effort. It takes a lot of effort to shave a monkey because they don’t like it and they are very nimble. The result, even with a perfect shave, is clearly not a man, so the effort is wasted. Analogous to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear God&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 16:41:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After observing several religions over the course of time I have concluded that you, the alleged all powerful and ever-living creator of the universe, care mostly about: What gender one is What type of hat one wears How one trims one&#8217;s beard (or not) How long one&#8217;s hair is One&#8217;s tailor What one eats What [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I don&#8217;t pimp my friends</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:31:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Great Nobby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t care if you are UNICEF, I don&#8217;t pimp my friends. So I donate a fixed amount to UNICEF every month, it&#8217;s no big deal and I am not some playboy philanthropist. That being said, I do expect the minimum of respect from UNICEF for my gesture. Respect means, for example, not phoning me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thierry Henry out of the World Cup?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 11:03:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Great Nobby</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cheating French gits!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Rumours abound that Thierry Henry has been declared unfit to play in the World Cup finals due to a hand injury. In an exclusive interview with Load o&#8217; Ballog, the cheating Frenchman explained that he had been going through his morning routines of hand exercises when the injury occurred. &#8220;I &#8216;ad been going sru my [...]]]></description>
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