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		<title>Fireworks thrown at PSNI by fans</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 22:21:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fireworks thrown at PSNI by fans Fans of the PSNI clearly failing miserably in their attempts to show their appreciation.]]></description>
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		<title>G20 protesters face police with Tasers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 22:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[G20 protesters face police with Tasers How the hell did the G20 protesters get their hands on Tasers?]]></description>
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		<title>Irish Republic recalls all pork</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 22:31:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Irish Republic recalls all pork I have trouble remembering what I had for breakfast yesterday, yet they expect us to believe that everyone in the Republic of Ireland is going to remember every bit of pork they have ever eaten? I have been living outside of Ireland for some years now, but I am surprised [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drug may reverse MS brain damage</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 07:58:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Drug may reverse MS brain damage I don&#8217;t normally include headlines about serious topics in my &#8220;Funny Headlines&#8221; section, and MS is a very serious subject. But I&#8217;m afraid I couldn&#8217;t resist thinking about the brain damage I cause myself by bashing my head against the desk every time MS Internet Explorer crashes, or whenever [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lesbos locals lose lesbian appeal</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:17:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lesbos locals lose lesbian appeal I&#8217;m confused. Surely only about half the locals of Lesbos island had lesbian appeal in the first place. And how did they suddenly lose it? I am disappointed with the BBC, though. They almost got the whole alliteration. They should have gone with&#8230; Lesbos locals lose lesbian litigation. My talents [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teenager finds bat asleep in bra</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:57:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teenager finds bat asleep in bra Usually my &#8220;Funny Headlines&#8221; category is for headlines that could be interpreted in a funny way. But there is no pun in this headline, she really did find a bat in her bra, but only after she got to work. I bet the bat felt a right tit!]]></description>
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		<title>Two arrests in Turkey &#8216;coup plot&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 17:29:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two arrests in Turkey &#8216;coup plot&#8217; The damned poultry is at it again! No one would have believed in the early years of the twenty-first century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man&#8217;s and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pope to take a break down under</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 10:51:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pope to take a break down under I thought the Pope was already celibate. Phnar!]]></description>
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		<title>Calm urged after Turkey arrests</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:45:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Calm urged after Turkey arrests Those turkeys, they get cocky in the summer because Christmas is far away, then they get boisterous and wild (geddit?) and the police have to be brought in. Or maybe they were just pissed off over the Turkey book insult.]]></description>
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		<title>Chickens &#8216;unlock allergy secrets&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:51:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chickens &#8216;unlock allergy secrets&#8217; &#8220;Scientists have turned to chickens to help them understand why some people are struck down by severe allergies.&#8221; I always suspected chickens were a lot more intelligent than we gave them credit for. Gary Larson where are you when we need you most?]]></description>
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