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	<title>Load o' Ballog &#187; Dear God</title>
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		<title>Dear God&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.tgnobby.com/ballog/?p=1117</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 16:41:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After observing several religions over the course of time I have concluded that you, the alleged all powerful and ever-living creator of the universe, care mostly about: What gender one is What type of hat one wears How one trims one&#8217;s beard (or not) How long one&#8217;s hair is One&#8217;s tailor What one eats What [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear God&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.tgnobby.com/ballog/?p=1036</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 15:45:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You must really love irony! I somehow get the feeling that the underlying energy in the universe is irony. Did You know that in 2008 (in a clear reference to the Book of Leviticus 18:22) the Northern Ireland Minister for Bringing Down the Peace Process Because She Was Horny claimed that homosexuality was an abomination? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear God&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.tgnobby.com/ballog/?p=1016</link>
		<comments>http://www.tgnobby.com/ballog/?p=1016#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:47:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Great Nobby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If all you need is faith, why does the Pope have bodyguards? Answers via burning bush or writing on the wall, please.]]></description>
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		<title>Dear God&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.tgnobby.com/ballog/?p=957</link>
		<comments>http://www.tgnobby.com/ballog/?p=957#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:12:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Great Nobby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have been informed that you created the entire universe. Well done. But when exactly was it that you started worrying about foreskins? Answers via burning bush or etched into a piece of toast, please.]]></description>
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		<title>Dear God&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.tgnobby.com/ballog/?p=883</link>
		<comments>http://www.tgnobby.com/ballog/?p=883#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 18:55:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Great Nobby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was in one of your churches today attending a first communion. There were several seats empty near me and an old man, who clearly was having trouble both walking and standing, passed from bench to bench, asking to be allowed to sit. In each case, he was told that the seats were being held [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear God&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.tgnobby.com/ballog/?p=748</link>
		<comments>http://www.tgnobby.com/ballog/?p=748#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:15:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Great Nobby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I read in the news today that oil workers who survived a helicopter crash in the North Sea are thanking You for the miracle of saving them. Assuming they are right and You got involved, wouldn&#8217;t it have been easier for You not to let the helicopter crash in the first place? And would that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear God&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.tgnobby.com/ballog/?p=431</link>
		<comments>http://www.tgnobby.com/ballog/?p=431#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 13:23:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Great Nobby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How come people have to believe in You? Why don&#8217;t You simply make Yourself available to our senses? Answers via burning bush or a voice in my head, please.]]></description>
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		<title>Dear God&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.tgnobby.com/ballog/?p=358</link>
		<comments>http://www.tgnobby.com/ballog/?p=358#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 06:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Great Nobby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Considering most people in the world believe in you in some way or other, surely that means most murders are committed by your followers. How does that square up? Answers on a postcard from the Vatican or via burning bush, please.]]></description>
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		<title>Dear God&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.tgnobby.com/ballog/?p=340</link>
		<comments>http://www.tgnobby.com/ballog/?p=340#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:58:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Great Nobby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[People tell me You are infinite, that You are all things. Is that true? I mean, are You really all things? If so, does that mean You are Satan as well as being You? That&#8217;s assuming there is a Satan. Just asking.]]></description>
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		<title>Dear God&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.tgnobby.com/ballog/?p=311</link>
		<comments>http://www.tgnobby.com/ballog/?p=311#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:26:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Great Nobby</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m confused. In Genesis 2:17 You tell Adam and Eve not to eat the fruit &#8220;of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil&#8221;. That&#8217;s grand. Not to interpret that, but to take it literally, that means You didn&#8217;t want A &#38; E to know the difference between good and evil. Which means they [...]]]></description>
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