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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I mentioned in a previous post, people in Madrid airport seem more concerned about making sure people get condoms than painkillers. So if you were a pharmacist in Madrid and you wanted to put a vending machine on the wall outside in case people needed something urgently after hours, what would that machine vend? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When a bidet just isn&#8217;t enough&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those who are a little paranoid about personal hygiene&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>This little piggy&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t eat meat. But I don&#8217;t have a problem with people who do. Indeed, the human race evolved eating meat. Although I avoid meat for purely sentimental reasons, I have to admire cultures that haven&#8217;t lost sight of the fact that meat comes from animals, not packages. Spain is one of those cultures. You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Night of the Undead Poultry</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:41:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m in Boston at the moment and I had a chuckle when I saw this sign. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase &#8220;Running around like a headless chicken.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Free! Free at last! Oh, crap!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[So there I was on Saturday at my local Carrefour supermarket in Madrid, perusing the massive seafood counter as I was planning to inflict a seafood Vindaloo on some unsuspecting Spanish friends. I looked down and saw a river crab on the floor, slowly crawling away from the display area. It was almost as if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I need to relax. Where&#8217;s my tinkle ball?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cats really do know how to relax&#8230; Bonus points if you can tell me what film the title of this post comes from.]]></description>
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		<title>Transformers&#8230; or not</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hasbro&#8217;s Transformers have had such an impact on popular culture that they are even used as an example of the verb &#8220;transform&#8221; in Merriam Webster&#8217;s online thesaurus. However, I found an interesting Transformer recently while out looking for a present for my nephew&#8230; Â Just in case you can&#8217;t read the notice I marked with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More fun with my phone camera</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2007 20:15:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw this sign just off Queensway in London W2. Imagine being able to introduce yourself at parties&#8230; You: &#8220;What do you do?&#8221; Him: &#8220;I&#8217;m an accountant. What about you?&#8221; You: &#8220;I&#8217;m a Danger Man.&#8221; I was walking out of the baggage area into Arrivals at Gatwick airport the other morning when I saw this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So handy having a camera in your phone.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2007 22:06:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the old days, before we even carried phones around with us, never mind camera-phones, what did we do when we saw life&#8217;s little humourosities display themselves? I don&#8217;t ever remember grabbing a crayon and a piece of paper to sketch out an image of some fat bloke walking down the street with a squashed [...]]]></description>
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