When a bidet just isn’t enough…

March 23, 2008 on 2:00 pm | In View from My Mobile | 1 Comment

For those who are a little paranoid about personal hygiene…

Musing #28

March 20, 2008 on 11:25 am | In Musings | No Comments

Sometimes in order to be a friend, you have to be a punchbag.

It’s a fine line…

March 20, 2008 on 11:13 am | In General | No Comments

With apologies to Jessica Hagy. I hope she hasn’t covered this one already.

Gang rips off English tourist’s finger

March 19, 2008 on 11:06 am | In In The News | 1 Comment

I just cannot understand the mentality behind this.

Gang rips off English tourist’s finger

Dear God…

March 18, 2008 on 6:58 pm | In Dear God | 16 Comments

People tell me You are infinite, that You are all things.

Is that true?

I mean, are You really all things?

If so, does that mean You are Satan as well as being You?

That’s assuming there is a Satan.

Just asking.

Song of the Day: The Irish Rover

March 17, 2008 on 8:33 pm | In Song of the Day | 3 Comments

Performer: The Dubliners and The Pogues

Composer: Unknown

Year: Unknown

Album: The Very Best of The Pogues

Why I Like It: It stonks and it’s St. Patrick’s day today.

Trivia: The version sung by The Pogues and The Dubliners has two verses that are not part of the traditional version.

Continue reading Song of the Day: The Irish Rover…

Musing #27

March 16, 2008 on 9:41 pm | In Musings | No Comments

What delivers baby storks?

30 Years Old

March 13, 2008 on 7:10 pm | In General | No Comments

Happy Birthday, Space Invaders!

Musing #26

March 12, 2008 on 3:01 pm | In Musings | No Comments

It’s not up to me to get your message.

It’s up to you to get your message across.

Seven new mortal sins

March 11, 2008 on 6:56 pm | In In The News | No Comments

It seems the Vatican has announced seven new mortal sins. That means seven sins for which you will be sent to hell for all eternity. Here they are, as reported by the BBC:

Environmental pollution
So if I fart, I go to hell?

Genetic manipulation
That’s all you pedigree rose breeders out there set for eternal damnation, not to mention Father Gregor Mendel.

Accumulating excessive wealth
Excessive by whose standards? Does that mean Bill Gates is damned even though he has given billions to good causes? What if you’re a member of an organisation that accumulates excessive wealth, like, I don’t know… a large religious organisation?

Inflicting poverty
Well, that’s most non Third World countries screwed in one fell swoop.

Drug trafficking and consumption
Like, wine, for example. Bit of an oversight on the Vatican’s part, I feel.

Morally debatable experiments
If they are debatable, how can they be punishable by an eternity in hell?

Violation of fundamental rights of human nature
Is it a fundamental human right not to spend an eternity in hell as punishment for God-given human faults?

Jessica Hagy has it Indexed.

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