Load o’ Ballog

Dear God…

July 5, 2010 on 5:41 pm | In Dear God | No Comments

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After observing several religions over the course of time I have concluded that you, the alleged all powerful and ever-living creator of the universe, care mostly about:

• What gender one is
• What type of hat one wears
• How one trims one’s beard (or not)
• How long one’s hair is
• One’s tailor
• What one eats
• What one does not eat
• How one kills what one eats
• What day of the week it is
• What arbitrarily-boundaried country one was born in
• How many buildings one erects
• What style of building one erects
• How fancy the paintings are in the buildings one erects
• How much skin one has on one’s penis
• Whether one’s mother was the same religion as one

However, to judge by the actions of your followers, you care less about:

• Whether or not one kills other people
• Whether or not one causes other people to starve
• Whether or not one subjects other people to the tyranny of one’s views
• Whether or not one molests children
• Whether or not one abuses the planet which has been around for billions of years, yet on which one exists for less than one hundred years